Oh please, make it stop.

We’ve gotten at least 2 feet of snow.  It started yesterday around 12:45.  It hasn’t stopped since.  IT WON’T STOP SNOWING.

This is what the dog sees when he goes outside:

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And that was a few hours ago.  It’s at least 3 1/2 feet on either side at this point.

Between my brother and I, we’ve gone out shoveling 11 times in the past ~30 hours.  My neighbor with the snowblower came by this morning, which was wonderful.  Then this afternoon it was coming down at the rate of about 3″ per hour for a few hours, which was not wonderful.

I don’t have cabin fever.  I have “dammit why won’t it STOP?!” fever.  I need it to stop snowing so I can stop shoveling every 2 hours and do what you’re supposed to do in a snowstorm – sit around and eat too much.

It’s starting to taper off a little, and it’s supposed to be done by midnight.

It had better stop, cause I’m gonna lose it here soon.

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And now, we wait…

And hope that the storm takes a hard turn south.  (Sorry Richmond.)  We’ve gone from talking about “maybe a blizzard” to blizzard watch to blizzard warning.  They’re currently saying 33 hours of continuous snow starting around 5 tomorrow.  Oh joy.

We have enough food for a small army, including my brother’s contribution of Entenmann’s mini donuts.  (Seems the Cheese Filled Crumb Coffee Cake wasn’t enough…)  Basically we’re gonna gain 10 pounds each this weekend.

I had to run to the market to get more tomato sauce for chili.  There was a woman there with four young boys who were SO FREAKIN’ EXCITED ABOUT THE BLIZZARD.  Godspeed, sister – you’re going to have a very long weekend.

We have a gas hot water heater, so if the power goes out, we can run warm water in the taps so the pipes don’t freeze.  The rest of the power outage plan is to take all the patio cushions and pile them up on the floor of the laundry room and add all the blankets and have a campout.  Or camp-in, I guess.  (The last big storms we had, the power held – I hope that trend continues.)

My new boots arrived, and they are awesome.  (And that’s another post all on it’s own.)

All the electronics are charged or charging now.  Laptop, Kindle, iPad, iPod, phone, supplementary charger, solar lantern, and Coleman lantern are good to go.

I don’t even know how we’re going to keep up with the shoveling – it’s going to be too much to wait until it’s all done, but we’re going to have to sleep at some point.  (This is where I miss having a townhouse.  Only 10 feet of sidewalk to shovel.)

The dog is going to be so miserable.  The last time we had this much snow I had to clear a path all the way out to the leyland cypresses – they have enough of an overhang to have clear space underneath so he can go to the bathroom.  The downside is that it’s a good 30 feet from the door to the these trees.  I’m thinking more just “stomp out a path” rather than actually try to shovel it.

Even the LilyMonster can tell I’m not happy about this.  When I went to bed last night I said, “Lily, come and cuddle!”  She does not cuddle when I go to bed, I suspect because I move around too much.  Last night?  I had a sweet, purring, cuddle monster for a couple hours.

I just don’t want this much snow.  We can’t handle it, it takes way too long to get things back to anything resembling “functional” and it upsets the dog.

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An inch of snow and a mess…

Seems VDOT didn’t  pretreat the roads today.  (VDOT says it is because the treatment would freeze.  Others say it wasn’t cold enough for that to happen.)

So, traffic was just enough to melt the snow, but not to keep it melted.  Then it pretty much immediately turned to ice.

No pretreatment and no apparent staging of salt or sand trucks.

The main thoroughfare of my area (the road that gets everyone to the highway) didn’t get treated with salt until well after 10 PM.  (Closer to 11 by my estimates.)

The snow started around 6.

I know VDOT has got itself wrapped around the axle trying to get ready for the weekend, but tonight’s mess sure isn’t going to give folks much faith in their abilities to actually handle what Mother Nature has in store for us in a few days.

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We really can’t function with snow here…

We’re getting some snow tonight – a warmup for the weekend I guess.  Not expecting more than an inch.  There might be a half inch out there now.  Got this from the county police:

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28 crashes.

Oh wait, an update!

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Make that over 50 crashes.

Yeah, this weekend is gonna be great.

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This is how I know I am an adult…

The word “blizzard” does not fill me with the slightest bit of joy.  As of this morning, the National Weather Service issued a Blizzard Watch for my area for the weekend.

I don’t hate snow – when it’s in reasonable amounts.  17 to 28 inches of snow is not reasonable.  Not at all.  Nope.

I am trying very hard to prevent the snow by overpreparing.  New snow shovel.  Ice melt.  New waterproof boots are on the truck being delivered today.  We have a house full of food.  I am getting Carmen’s meds and batteries for my lantern this afternoon.  I finally got my iPad to backup and I’m updating the OS and all the apps now.  I have candles.  (OK, they’re little Yankee Candle jars, but I have them.*)

I just do not want to deal with a blizzard.  Not now, not ever.  I really need to move farther south.

*You should really try the apple cider one.  It smells just like the hot cider from the Raleigh Tavern stand in Williamsburg.

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1.3 Billion

This is just silly now.

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$900 Million

Yes, that is a little mind boggling to say the least.  (Powerball, if you’re late to the party.)  I was listening to the radio this afternoon and they were interviewing people about the “what if you won” scenarios and they noted that it really seemed to be too large a number for folks to wrap their heads around.

I did some quick math – cash option, taxes, split with my brother – chuck the rest into a money market account and you’re looking at 17K a month in income.  Go crazy and put half in a high yield muni bond fund?  268K a month.  In two months that would be enough to tear down and rebuild my house.  Six months – car, beach cottage and anything else I could possibly need – pretty much forever – is covered.

After that it is a lifetime of “who needs money, cause I got some!”  Honestly, I can’t really figure out how I could possibly spend that much money on myself.  (Don’t get me wrong, I’d like to try.)

They’re saying on the radio that there’s a good chance it will be a billion dollars by the end of the day.

Damn.

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Yeah, I threw $4 at the black hole known as the PowerBall

500 million dollars?  Hell yeah, I’ll buy a couple tickets.

How much fun would it be to be able to spend the rest of your life being the ultimate Secret Santa?

I’d remodel my house top to bottom, get a beach cottage, and probably buy a new Jeep.  Do some traveling.

That wouldn’t even put a dent in the total.  I’d spend the rest of my life giving the rest away.  Gawd that would  be fun.

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Rey has a playlist on Spotify!

I’d recently read some posts about Spotify having playlists for Star Wars characters, and it pretty much focused on Kylo Ren’s being pretty emotastic – but it made me think, “Wait, wait, wait – if they did one for him, they would have done one for Rey, right?!”  And a day or so ago I searched and was super pleased to see that she DID have a playlist, and it was pretty awesome.  I was actually listening to The Scavenger as the new year arrived, and I think this is going to be my “get pumped up to go and kick ass” playlist for the foreseeable future.  You should add it to whatever you follow on Spotify, cause it’s fantastic.

Here are the screenshots of the list:

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Goodbye 2015

Personally, kind of a “meh” year.  Looking out at the world?  Completely depressing.  Way too much hate, war, death, and destruction for my taste.

Star Wars provided a fantastic three hour respite from it all, and if you haven’t seen it yet, I highly recommend it.  (I think it stands alone fine so it’s OK if you haven’t seen any of the others.)

I’m ready to put 2015 in the rear view mirror, and I doubt I’m the only one.

But I have high hopes for 2016, and I hope it brings everyone peace, prosperity, and happiness.

We could all use it.

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