I sure as shit jinxed myself by saying work was calm.

“So, when will you have the demo ready?” What fucking demo? Also, I would prefer to fling myself out a window than do a demo.

And…”Hey, can you make sure the client test dB is as close to their production dB for this test?” Uh, no, no I cannot since it hasn’t been refreshed in like, a year, and refreshing it would undo all the changes we’ve made… Not sure how the fuck I’m gonna work around that.