Sorry you’re going to be treated as guinea pigs in the vaccine race.

I mean, shit, maybe it will work and not hurt folks and all will be OK – but I wouldn’t feel the slightest bit comfortable getting that jab.

In very adorable news, I’ve been following the arrival of Sport Pepper Kitten at the Bitches the Cat house over on Twitter. A slew of cute.

It prompted my brain to go a bit nuts and I had a dream where the late great Carmen kitty returned – with three kittens in tow. Given that she was spayed, we realized she had stolen the kittens from somewhere – on brand for her.

And now I’ve seen something so, SO American just now on TV – Shamwow is selling face masks. I don’t know why that struck me as hilarious, but it did.

Welp, time to go grind those gears of capitalism. Have a safe day.