Mildly being the operative word here, but it’s been tiny thing after tiny thing the past 36 hours.

Ordered usual breakfast yesterday to discover they have completely changed the item. Wasn’t bad at all just not what I thought I was getting.

I fucked up the dinner order last night. (The restaurant saved me – thought I was just getting “no mods” sandwiches, my dumbass managed to order them all PLAIN.)

Hear that cat has taken a swing at petsitter. His reaction? “She’s a cute demon monster and we’re gonna be best friends!” Thank god for that, LOL. I love his attitude!

Got wrong coffee this morning – still cold, sweet, and caffinated, so totally fine, just not what I ordered. Lids will then not fit 2 of the 3 cups. No idea how long I struggled at the pickup counter, LMAO.

Hit drugstore/grocery store/Walmart for cups with lids to just have in the car should this lid situation persist. Nothing above 16 Oz. Get festive reusable tumblers.

AGAIN this year someone has walked off with one of the the house keys, leaving only one. We have 3 people going different directions all week.

Get copies made because I know the rental office is overwhelmed. Text brother on beach as to where I am headed. Informed that I am missing dolphins. Of course.

Stop at coffee shop as it is the easiest place to turn around. Get iced coffee. Now lids fit perfectly.

Turtle food is for box turtles, not aquatic turtles. Walmart again.

Get to house, try keys, hardware store did not cut them correctly, they do not work.

Sit down. Have beer. Take shower. Break deodorant stick. Fortunately inadvertently packed a second one.

Grab power bank to juice up phone while I am on the porch. First one, dead. Second one, dead. Somehow the third one, which hasn’t been touched since last year, still full? I’ll take it! (I swear one and two had been charging at home, but I guess not?)

Any few of these things, fine, but all of them right in a row is a bit much.

I’m going for a reset tonight with a very stiff drink at dinner and I’m gonna have both my guys double check me before I tell my order to the waiter. 🤣