My county has amazingly gone from High Community Transmission to Low Community Levels with the stroke of a fucking pen.

This morning, from the county:

This evening, from the CDC:

So, as long as we’re not clogging up the hospitals, the CDC et al does not give a shit how many people get sick.

Oh, you’re elderly, disabled, immunocompromised, or under the age of 5 and need your community to keep masking up a little while longer so we can get these case numbers really knocked down so it’s safe for you to be out and about? Well, sucks to be you.